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WALTER Speaks

I’m Just Trying to Remind Her…

WalterBed2My human usually feeds me at 8:00 in the morning and again at 5:00 in the evening.

I’m curious, friends, if you agree with me that eating only two times a day is simply not enough?

I’ve started giving her hints that I’m hungry – like sitting on her shoulder, screaming in her ear, clawing at her desk chair, standing on top of the refrigerator and yelling at the top of my lungs…you get the idea. When I’m really desperate, I sit right in front of her computer so she can’t get any work done. And when she shoo’s me away, I have learned to make the most pathetic, sad eyes. Like those kids that are starving in Africa…you know what I’m talking about. The kids with the flies on their eyeballs.

Can’t she see I’m starving?! What if she totally forgets to feed me?! I need to remind her.

So now I’ve decided to start reminding her earlier. Eventually she’ll give in. It’s 3 hours until feeding time. That’s a good time to start, right?

If this doesn’t work, I may have to get serious and pee on her bed.

Cat friends, what do you do when you need to get the point across to your human slave?

 

 

 

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Just when this dog-eat-dog world has handed you all the poop you can take, it's time to walk the dog. Or wash the dog. Or feed the dog. You get the idea. So welcome to the world of easy-to-care-for cats. Entertainment comes bundled in a furry, huggable, self-cleaning cat who won't beg for your food. In his eyes, you don't eat well enough anyway. Just keep a laser pen handy, sit back and wait for the fun to begin! Cats...ya gotta love 'em.

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