Cat lovers, rejoice! The most iconic feline in America is once again tossing his paw into the political ring. That’s right—Morris the Cat, the beloved 9Lives spokescat, is launching his fourth presidential bid. With a platform built on paws-itivity and prospurrity for all pets, Morris is undeniably the cat-idate we can all get behind! Read on to learn his five paw-licies and to see how YOU can be a part of his campaign!
Who is Morris the Cat?
For those new to the feline fan club, Morris the Cat is a legendary figure in the world of pet lovers. This charismatic rescue cat has charmed his way into hearts and homes across America through his role as the 9Lives spokescat. Morris first ran for president in 1988, and his campaigns in 1992 and 2012 were equally memorable. Now, in 2024, he’s back with renewed vigor.
A Presidential History
Morris’ presidential campaigns have always been spirited and full of flair. In 1988, he introduced the world to his vision of paws-itive change. His 1992 campaign continued to champion the rights of pets everywhere, and in 2012, he made a strong case for pet adoption and well-being. Clearly, Morris is no stranger to the campaign trail, and his latest quest is aimed at making life better for pets across the nation.
Morris’ Five Paw-Licies to Help Pets Live the Good Life
As he embarks on this exciting campaign, Morris the Cat has outlined five key paw-licies that will form the cornerstone of his vision for a brighter future for pets. With a firm belief that all pets deserve to live their best lives, Morris is ready to deliver these pawsitive changes across the nation!
1. Right to Prospurr
Morris believes every pet deserves the right to prospurr. This means ensuring all pets have access to nutritious food, safe homes, and loving families. He advocates for policies that promote pet adoption and responsible pet ownership. “Meow’s the time” to find fur-ever families for all shelter pets.
2. Be Paw-sitive
A key part of Morris’ platform is spreading paws-itivity. He aims to create a more joyful, compassionate world for pets and humans alike. Morris understands that a positive attitude can make a big difference, and he encourages everyone to find the silver lining in every situation. Morris envisions a world where anything is paws-ible – even cats and dogs getting along!
3. Domestic Paw-licy
Morris’ domestic paw-licy focuses on improving the lives of pets at home. He wants every home to be a haven for pets and promises to keep the “CAT” in DOMESTI-CAT-ED. How will he do it? By taking cat naps 24/7.
4. Declaw Ridiculous Cat Laws
Morris is committed to declawing ridiculous cat laws that negatively impact pets. He stands against policies that harm animals and supports legislation that protects pet rights. Morris is a fierce advocate for pet-friendly laws and regulations. Morris will declaw every law that stops cats from living their best nine lives.
5. The Right Catitude
Morris believes in fostering a world of purrrr-fect harmony for all pets. By fostering a culture of respect and love for all animals, Morris believes we can create a better world for pets and people alike.
“Since becoming the 9Lives spokescat in 1968, my true purrrrr-pose in life has been to promote cat adoption and make it easier for humans to give cats a comfortable life with plenty of tasty, nutritious food,” said Morris the Cat. “I was a shelter cat myself before my rise to stardom. As President, I won’t quit until every cat out there is living The Good Life!”
Morris Needs a Running Mate!
No presidential campaign is complete without a trusty running mate, and Morris is eagerly on the hunt for a partner who shares his vision. Whether your pet is a cat or dog, if they share Morris’ belief in The Good Life, they could be the perfect fit!
Contest Details
Does your pet have what it takes to be Morris’ running mate? If so, visit Morris for President to submit your nomination. The winner will receive a $1,000 prize and the opportunity to choose an animal shelter to receive a $35,000 donation from 9Lives*. That’s estimated to be worth half a million 9Lives meals!
To make the search even more exciting, internet sensation Doug the Pug will serve as Morris’ Campaign Manager. Doug will help oversee the VP search and bring his own brand of paws-itivity to the campaign.
Final Thoughts
Morris the Cat’s 2024 presidential bid is more than just a campaign—it’s a movement for paws-itivity, prosperity, and the well-being of pets everywhere. By advocating for better policies and fostering a community of compassionate pet owners, Morris aims to create a world where every pet can live The Good Life.
If you think your pet has what it takes to join Morris in his mission, don’t hesitate to nominate them. Visit Morris for President today and submit your pet’s nomination. Together, we can create a brighter future for all our furry friends.
*NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Void where prohibited. Open to legal residents of the 50 United States or District of Columbia who are at least 18 years old as of date of entry. Begins 9:00 AM ET on 8/14/24; ends 11:59 PM ET on 10/8/24. For Official Rules and eligibility, visit www.MorrisforPresident.com. Sponsor: 9Lives Brand, Post Consumer Brands, LLC.
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